Today on the Subway

Today I took the subway into Toronto.
I sat by the doors with an empty seat to my right, intently reading my book- The English Patient.
I was a bit caught off guard when a man came and sat next to me, --not that I should have been, it being the subway and all, but anyways-- after he sat down, I quickly adjusted my seating position to redefine some sort of personal space for myself.
Then the man says, "Sorry, I've put on a few this year"
AHAHA I died of laughter and then we became subway friends for about 3 stops.