2 exams left

I just read like a million Lao Tzu quotes to make me feel better about my lack of a future when I graduate in like a week. Favorite so far:

A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
-->but i get anxious...

An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.
--> I FEEL THIS.

I'll leave you with this last one:

At the center of your being you have the answer; you know who you are and you know what you want.



Maybe i should start going to yoga again... perhaps i'll find the answer there.

i think this song was written about me... hahah i pay my taxes.

googaabluzzzard

I need someones future plans/goals to copy.

Maybe I'll write a book.

Chapter 1
These gummy vitamins are too good for their own good. Can you OD on vitamins? If so, I definitely have.

Chapter 2
Tomorrow I have a french oral exam. I can't help but laugh every time I tell people I am practicing for it.

...you'll have to buy the book if you want to know what happens in Chapter 3.. thats when the REAL plot kicks in

yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away

If you are like me and are graduating this year, you'll recognize today's magic word: internship.

zee olympics

i like feeling patriotic whilst i procrastinate

THE UWO ELECTIONS

A funny thing happened today. I'm walking to class and there are two girls standing on either side of the pathway with blue papers in their hands.
Clearly they are handing out flyers to persuade people to vote for whoever they are supporting. Anyways, I look at those flyers and think, "Jeez thats stupid."
Both of the chicks see me looking at their papers and mistake my irritation for interest.
They approach me.

The closest one to me smiles and says, "mumble, mumble, vote for bla, mumble,"

In which I reply, "thats a waste of paper," and walk on.

As I am walking I realize that... I perhaps didn't phrase what I meant to say in the appropriate manner...

I didn't mean to say, "thats a waste of paper because your person is shit"

What I meant to say was, "people are obviously going to throw that little dumb flyer out and not even look at it, the whole idea is a complete waste of paper."

Hahaha woops.

Humane society

The other day my dog decided to be an a-hole.
He snarled and tried to bite me for absolutely no reason.
I was pissed, so I got up to leave him... as I was walking away I could feel his eyes on me so I whipped around and gave him the finger.
Just as this happened, my dad walked by and saw me staring angrily at Ralphie with my middle finger extended.
He laughed.

I've hit a whole new kind of low.