Saturday, October 31, 2009

Yesterday I did a radio show with Elli and B-Wong aka Gingy. I spoke in a british accent -which didn't seem to go over as well as I thought it would- and then proceeded to mispronounce the dj/remixer/whatever, A-trak's name. I called him 'A-trax.' I personally think 'A-trax' sounds better than 'A-trak.' Plus when you put an 'x' in something it looks like its pg 13 and is seven times cooler. PAH-SchAW

Thursday, October 22, 2009

cell phones and driving

Driving cars and using your cell phone, BANNED starting October 26th YO. Fines are from $60-$500.

This thing is graphic...

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

walking home from school

Ok so today I was walking home from school and this really elderly woman approaches me and hands me a pamphlet. Usually I wouldn't take such a thing but it had a picture of a dog on it, and ever since Ralphie was introduced into my life I have an uncontrollable love for all canines.
So I continue on and open this pamphlet --preparing myself to read about blind dogs or something similar-- ONLY TO FIND, that this bloody thing has used false advertising as a ploy to try and convert people to Christianity. The text is just a little story about God himself.

I'm kind of annoyed and I start to have an inner conversation in my head debating "should I should have been all, no thanks, I'm an atheist (insert grim face)? ...And anyways, am I an atheist or am I agnostic? I thought I confirmed with myself a couple months ago that I was not going to be an atheist but rather, the lesser of extremes, an agnostic.... "

This inner discussion continues until I get to my street. I look both ways, car passes, cool I can go, and whilst crossing this CAR, this stupid shiny SUV almost runs me over. In fact I have to run, yes, RUN so that the car doesn't seriously injure me.

My heart is racing and I scramble into my house. I look down at this pamphlet and think, WOW! I almost DIED because of this piece of paper advocating the big mister.

Suffice to say, the decision has been clarified. I am an atheist.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I have this really weird urge to take a shower with my rubber boots on.

On another note, I plan on being Beatlejuice for halloween. I decided I should probably publish it so that no one else can steal my idea. I SHOT GUNNED it. Now all I need to do is get some fancy plans so I can show off my costume. Hopefully I wont end up at a place that has 87% of the crowd barely dressed.. being cats or slutty boxers orrrrr I dono a red bikini and devil horns. HOW CREATIVE!

Maybe I'll go to uni dressed up. Is that too much? I miss grade 1/kindergarten where we would dress up and then walk as a class in single file through the other grade 1/kindergarten-ers rooms showing off our costumes.

Saturday, October 10, 2009


My mom made me an omelet. I said, Mom... I really hope there is ketchup. I have a thing with eggs and Ketchup.
mom says, Hmm I don't know if there is ketchup but there is definitely green chutney.

then all i could think about was doctor suess....and how my mom could ever think that green chutney would be an adequate substitute to ketchup.