Saturday, October 31, 2009
Yesterday I did a radio show with Elli and B-Wong aka Gingy. I spoke in a british accent -which didn't seem to go over as well as I thought it would- and then proceeded to mispronounce the dj/remixer/whatever, A-trak's name. I called him 'A-trax.' I personally think 'A-trax' sounds better than 'A-trak.' Plus when you put an 'x' in something it looks like its pg 13 and is seven times cooler. PAH-SchAW
Thursday, October 22, 2009
cell phones and driving
Driving cars and using your cell phone, BANNED starting October 26th YO. Fines are from $60-$500.
This thing is graphic...
This thing is graphic...
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
walking home from school
Ok so today I was walking home from school and this really elderly woman approaches me and hands me a pamphlet. Usually I wouldn't take such a thing but it had a picture of a dog on it, and ever since Ralphie was introduced into my life I have an uncontrollable love for all canines.
So I continue on and open this pamphlet --preparing myself to read about blind dogs or something similar-- ONLY TO FIND, that this bloody thing has used false advertising as a ploy to try and convert people to Christianity. The text is just a little story about God himself.
I'm kind of annoyed and I start to have an inner conversation in my head debating "should I should have been all, no thanks, I'm an atheist (insert grim face)? ...And anyways, am I an atheist or am I agnostic? I thought I confirmed with myself a couple months ago that I was not going to be an atheist but rather, the lesser of extremes, an agnostic.... "
This inner discussion continues until I get to my street. I look both ways, car passes, cool I can go, and whilst crossing this CAR, this stupid shiny SUV almost runs me over. In fact I have to run, yes, RUN so that the car doesn't seriously injure me.
My heart is racing and I scramble into my house. I look down at this pamphlet and think, WOW! I almost DIED because of this piece of paper advocating the big mister.
Suffice to say, the decision has been clarified. I am an atheist.
So I continue on and open this pamphlet --preparing myself to read about blind dogs or something similar-- ONLY TO FIND, that this bloody thing has used false advertising as a ploy to try and convert people to Christianity. The text is just a little story about God himself.
I'm kind of annoyed and I start to have an inner conversation in my head debating "should I should have been all, no thanks, I'm an atheist (insert grim face)? ...And anyways, am I an atheist or am I agnostic? I thought I confirmed with myself a couple months ago that I was not going to be an atheist but rather, the lesser of extremes, an agnostic.... "
This inner discussion continues until I get to my street. I look both ways, car passes, cool I can go, and whilst crossing this CAR, this stupid shiny SUV almost runs me over. In fact I have to run, yes, RUN so that the car doesn't seriously injure me.
My heart is racing and I scramble into my house. I look down at this pamphlet and think, WOW! I almost DIED because of this piece of paper advocating the big mister.
Suffice to say, the decision has been clarified. I am an atheist.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
I have this really weird urge to take a shower with my rubber boots on.
On another note, I plan on being Beatlejuice for halloween. I decided I should probably publish it so that no one else can steal my idea. I SHOT GUNNED it. Now all I need to do is get some fancy plans so I can show off my costume. Hopefully I wont end up at a place that has 87% of the crowd barely dressed.. being cats or slutty boxers orrrrr I dono a red bikini and devil horns. HOW CREATIVE!
Maybe I'll go to uni dressed up. Is that too much? I miss grade 1/kindergarten where we would dress up and then walk as a class in single file through the other grade 1/kindergarten-ers rooms showing off our costumes.
On another note, I plan on being Beatlejuice for halloween. I decided I should probably publish it so that no one else can steal my idea. I SHOT GUNNED it. Now all I need to do is get some fancy plans so I can show off my costume. Hopefully I wont end up at a place that has 87% of the crowd barely dressed.. being cats or slutty boxers orrrrr I dono a red bikini and devil horns. HOW CREATIVE!
Maybe I'll go to uni dressed up. Is that too much? I miss grade 1/kindergarten where we would dress up and then walk as a class in single file through the other grade 1/kindergarten-ers rooms showing off our costumes.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
food
My mom made me an omelet. I said, Mom... I really hope there is ketchup. I have a thing with eggs and Ketchup.
mom says, Hmm I don't know if there is ketchup but there is definitely green chutney.
then all i could think about was doctor suess....and how my mom could ever think that green chutney would be an adequate substitute to ketchup.
mom says, Hmm I don't know if there is ketchup but there is definitely green chutney.
then all i could think about was doctor suess....and how my mom could ever think that green chutney would be an adequate substitute to ketchup.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
zombie street
Robotic me needs a deep blue sea.
Lets cut the umbilical cord to this desolate and automatic world.
GET RID OF YOUR CELL PHONE
Lets cut the umbilical cord to this desolate and automatic world.
GET RID OF YOUR CELL PHONE
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