I need someones future plans/goals to copy.
Maybe I'll write a book.
Chapter 1
These gummy vitamins are too good for their own good. Can you OD on vitamins? If so, I definitely have.
Chapter 2
Tomorrow I have a french oral exam. I can't help but laugh every time I tell people I am practicing for it.
...you'll have to buy the book if you want to know what happens in Chapter 3.. thats when the REAL plot kicks in
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
If you are like me and are graduating this year, you'll recognize today's magic word: internship.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
THE UWO ELECTIONS
A funny thing happened today. I'm walking to class and there are two girls standing on either side of the pathway with blue papers in their hands.
Clearly they are handing out flyers to persuade people to vote for whoever they are supporting. Anyways, I look at those flyers and think, "Jeez thats stupid."
Both of the chicks see me looking at their papers and mistake my irritation for interest.
They approach me.
The closest one to me smiles and says, "mumble, mumble, vote for bla, mumble,"
In which I reply, "thats a waste of paper," and walk on.
As I am walking I realize that... I perhaps didn't phrase what I meant to say in the appropriate manner...
I didn't mean to say, "thats a waste of paper because your person is shit"
What I meant to say was, "people are obviously going to throw that little dumb flyer out and not even look at it, the whole idea is a complete waste of paper."
Hahaha woops.
Clearly they are handing out flyers to persuade people to vote for whoever they are supporting. Anyways, I look at those flyers and think, "Jeez thats stupid."
Both of the chicks see me looking at their papers and mistake my irritation for interest.
They approach me.
The closest one to me smiles and says, "mumble, mumble, vote for bla, mumble,"
In which I reply, "thats a waste of paper," and walk on.
As I am walking I realize that... I perhaps didn't phrase what I meant to say in the appropriate manner...
I didn't mean to say, "thats a waste of paper because your person is shit"
What I meant to say was, "people are obviously going to throw that little dumb flyer out and not even look at it, the whole idea is a complete waste of paper."
Hahaha woops.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Humane society
The other day my dog decided to be an a-hole.
He snarled and tried to bite me for absolutely no reason.
I was pissed, so I got up to leave him... as I was walking away I could feel his eyes on me so I whipped around and gave him the finger.
Just as this happened, my dad walked by and saw me staring angrily at Ralphie with my middle finger extended.
He laughed.
I've hit a whole new kind of low.
He snarled and tried to bite me for absolutely no reason.
I was pissed, so I got up to leave him... as I was walking away I could feel his eyes on me so I whipped around and gave him the finger.
Just as this happened, my dad walked by and saw me staring angrily at Ralphie with my middle finger extended.
He laughed.
I've hit a whole new kind of low.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
family bonding
I'm sitting at the dining room table, my work is splayed out, all my THESIS good-ness is just dominating this space, and my father meanders by and sits down.
"I'm going to do some work here too."
"Cool."
He opens his laptop -I'm on mine and I've got some Aretha Franklin playing, because I'm just in an Aretha kinda mood.
In the middle of Dr. Feelgood and I hear some beats, some radio-esque sounding music.
I shrug, thinking it'll probably only last for a couple seconds, maybe my brothers cell phone is going off?...but it doesn't stop.
As Aretha is belting one out and this club music is hits its chorus, I look up at my dad,
"Is that your music?"
"Great jamming...our music"
[at this point I am laughing]
"WHAT IS THAT?"
"Monkey business by the Black Eyed Peas"
And so, despite my sister and I refusing to purchase this CD for him, he has bought it.. and it will not stop.
Perhaps I should buy him headphones...
"I'm going to do some work here too."
"Cool."
He opens his laptop -I'm on mine and I've got some Aretha Franklin playing, because I'm just in an Aretha kinda mood.
In the middle of Dr. Feelgood and I hear some beats, some radio-esque sounding music.
I shrug, thinking it'll probably only last for a couple seconds, maybe my brothers cell phone is going off?...but it doesn't stop.
As Aretha is belting one out and this club music is hits its chorus, I look up at my dad,
"Is that your music?"
"Great jamming...our music"
"WHAT IS THAT?"
"Monkey business by the Black Eyed Peas"
And so, despite my sister and I refusing to purchase this CD for him, he has bought it.. and it will not stop.
Perhaps I should buy him headphones...
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